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Say cheese

GK Chesterton did, at length, and spawned a memorable quote:

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

And then there’s Clifton Fadiman, who observed:

A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk’s leap toward immortality.

And if you have feta and parmesan cheeses on hand you might enjoy, as I did recently, some Potato, Artichoke and Feta Cheese Latkes.

Went to a couple of readings lately, which were indeed mysteriously cheeseless. On Friday, Acorn-Plantos winner Christine Smart read with the always excellent Don McKay

at the Red Brick Cafe in Sidney, where we had some very pleasant accordion music to enjoy in the before after and interval periods.

And then on Saturday to the Rona Murray Prize-giving, where we heard from the 8 shortlisted poets. DC Reid was introduced by organiser Peter Such

and Barbara Pelman read,

and so did Patricia Young, whose lizard poem shared the prize with an excellent villanelle by Marlene Grand-Maitre.

Poetry poetry poetry

Sunday was another one of those floor-to-ceiling poetry readings, with 10 on the menu. Luckily two were unable to attend (a third likewise but she’d enlisted her sister to read in her place) so it was a little shorter than it would have been otherwise.

I’m sure I’ve moaned about this style of reading before; it is, I feel, far too common in today’s poetry programming to attempt to squeeze as many poets as possible into a single event. The reading turns into a marathon, and the one or two you came to hear are lost in the numbing volume of the whole. You don’t get enough of the ones you want to hear, and perhaps you hear too much of those you don’t. And everyone else just doesn’t register.

Magazine launches – where 5 or 10 people come and read a poem they’ve had published in that issue, with perhaps one other – are one thing, and I’m ok with them as long as someone keeps the readers moving along (when faced with a long list of readers, the eye of the audience turns naturally to the clock).

But on Sunday, we were at this particular two hour event to hear a few minutes each of 10 first collections by 10 different readers. Another problem I have with these events is that the readers are introduced in volume, and if you aren’t familiar with them, as I mostly wasn’t, by the time you’ve heard the list of credentials and the readers take the stage you lose track of who of the five poets this half you’re hearing and what their background is. None of them thinks to say their name, or give the bridge into their work as a well composed introduction is meant to do. I’d rather each poet were treated with singular dignity – introduced one at a time, giving the audience a moment to change gears – instead of being bulk processed. There, that’s my rant done for today.

We did have an impressive list of readers, and – my grievances aside – I can totally understand why these 10 readers were chosen to celebrate the Poetry School’s 10 years; the numbers have a nice symmetry and you don’t have to narrow what must be an enormous list of achievers down quite so much to a more manageable number.

Here’s the list: Chris Beckett, Melanie Challenger (represented by her very able sister), Claire Crowther, Helen Farish (not present), Martha Kapos, Sharon Morris, Roger Moulson, Daljit Nagra, Anne Ryland, Greta Stoddart (not present). A new poem of Stoddart’s, called Drawing Breath, did take my breath away, but with my increasingly taxed powers of concentration I confess that was the only poem I heard that stays with me. And it’s not the fault of the readers or the poetry. I guess I needed to pace myself better. Live and learn.

Next up was a more manageable one-man show, by CK Williams, who led us through umpteen drafts of one of his poems. Fortunately he didn’t bring all 255 versions of this single poem (actually I don’t think 255 was the final count, more of a midpoint) which changed title several times, shape certainly, and whose themes shifted in and out of focus while he tried out different images, many of which he was so fond of he got new poems out of them. There followed a good substantial Q&A; session hosted by Fiona Sampson. One of the last questioners asked for advice about how to – as he’d put it (quoting others) – create the poet who was to create the poem. His answer was simple: read poetry. But not everyday stuff, he added: read great poets.

Well. That was good. Then Monday I wandered over to the Troubadour which has changed so much since my day. Today’s Troub is a young noisy place. Well groomed couples were canoodling over their two-for-one happy hour cocktails (cocktails??) to the sounds of Bob Marley. The dark wood twosome booths are mostly gone. The place is twice as big now they’ve knocked it through and put in a deli next door. There are semi-integrated toilets where the genders meet around a big round sink and take turns watching the skin on their hands flap in the high power wind of the hand dryer. Nothing so new here, really. It’s been like this for a few years, but I sat and really looked at it for a while on Monday.

The most shocking change is the basement, where the poetry happens, and which I reflected I’ve now seen in three incarnations. The first, which I remember from circa 1988, was a dark, smoky room with a blanket hung over the door at the bottom of some steep steps; on poetry nights it seemed to be always dim and full of random crazies. The second was a cleaned-up version with a small stage, but a door down from the kitchen that sometimes opened inopportunely, and a guaranteed interruption by emergency siren on the road above at least once in every reading. Now we have a big L-shaped space with odd little private rooms out of sight of the stage that are – in poetry readings at least – never used. And a bar, so you don’t have to rush upstairs at the break for replenishment. And quite a few benches or chairs with backs nowadays, not just back-breaking stools.

The poetry programming has put on a little heft here too: no more one- or two-poet nights; four readers shared the stage on Monday. The star turn and concluding reader was CK Williams, whose Collected Poems is a serious doorstop not realistically in the purchasing (or more accurately carrying) range of a migrant like myself. Roz Goddard, Birmingham’s Poet Laureate, read first; then a southern voice, Janice Moore Fuller; then Brightonian Jackie Wills.

Lots of Larkin

I had some salmon chowder for supper last night, along with baking powder biscuits made with whipping cream instead of butter.

Having a little trouble posting just now, having failed in my attempt to slice the top of my left index finger off the other day. Ok ok I was making DOG FOOD. And strangely enough I was reflecting on the dangers of using a not quite sharp enough knife when knife responded by biting me, which it has to be said the dog has never done. Anyway my keyboard is a little tricky to navigate with a large bandage on my fingertip. Not sure why it’s affecting the typing coordination in my other hand. Sympathy of twins I suppose.

I got fed up after this and went into the garden (fingertip well protected) and as I was hauling dead clematis off an old trellis, danged if the trellis didn’t savage my arm with an old nail. Lucky for me I had a tetanus shot last summer after an ill-fated decision to attain fitness through cycling, and a misguided attempt to enter my new regime well prepared by spending lots of money getting brand-new bike tires, which I discovered do not respond to turns in quite the same way as the old ones. Perhaps I should stay indoors for a while and use only rounded implements in the kitchen till my wounds heal.

I have been reading a book by Andrew Motion on the curmudgeon’s curmudgeon, Philip Larkin. It was published in 1982 by Faber on their special self-destruct paper, so it has quite an authentically antique look even now, and I hope it will not crumble before I reach the end. More a critical than a biographical study, Motion’s book is appealingly slender, at only 92 pages (including a dozen page of bibliography, notes and index). Pithy though, and will bring you right up to speed on your symbolist, modernist and Movement poets, and their passionate aims for poetry, as well of course as a detailed review of Larkin’s evolution. But for the naughty bits you’ll have to try Motion’s 1993 biography or read his Selected Letters. A further biography, by Richard Bradford, was published in 2005.

What did they mean by that

Just the other rushed afternoon, when I was short of both time and protein for dinner, I consulted the Fannie Farmer Cookbook, and ended up making good ol’ salmon loaf, which I adulterated with some fresh dill and chopped capers. (It tasted a lot nicer than it looked.) Fannie recommended serving it with mustard sauce, and although I thought I was craving some lovely home-made tartar sauce, this was just as satisfactory, very yum and apparently can be used for a veggie dip as well. I used about a cup of strained yogurt, a tablespoon of Dijon, a teaspoon of prepared mustard, a tablespoon of minced onion, a tablespoon of lemon juice, salt and pepper.

Dinner out of the way, I went back to reading – slowly so it doesn’t have to end – Don’t Ask Me What I Mean: Poets in their own words, from Picador. It’s a collection of the pieces written by the poets whose books have been selected as quarterly choices for the Poetry Book Society, a kind of book of the month club for poets, which has been selecting a best book published in Britain each quarter since the 1950s. Here are a couple of my favourite quotes so far:

“It’s embarrassing to discuss your own poems in print. You come across as either an awestruck fan of your own genius or a tedious explainer of jokes.” —Michael Donaghy

“What keeps me writing poems – besides the sheer self-entertainment value of playing with language – is the impossible hope that one day I will produce that perfect poem, the one that is balanced precisely on the knife edge between comedy and tragedy, or at least between silliness and sincerity. As it is, every poem I have ever written loses its balance and falls to one side or the other.” —Billy Collins

The other morning we saw three harbour seals wending their way toward Portage Inlet, and a lone fisherman on the bridge, which make us suspect that the herring may be running, which means spring is here! Doing his bird dog best, Anton has spent a challenging week here on the Gorge helping local water fowl to find their way back into the water where they belong. Luckily, as demonstrated, he can do this on one foot while holding a yellow rubber bone in his mouth. So talented. I am hoping to have him back, possibly on a dogshare basis, after I return from Austin. Over and out till Texas!